Sunday, August 26, 2012

Top 10 Ways to Run Into Everyone You Know

10. The night before you want to run into every person you know on the planet, say goodbye to your daughter as she goes off to college.

 9. Tear up several times a day for several days in a row

 8. Have one good ugly cry

 7. Drink one too many beers (which means 2, instead of 1) the night before

 6. Don't drink enough water for several days prior, be nice and dehydrated, and look older than your years

 5. Don't sleep well for weeks

 4. Do not shower

 3. Walk the dog and get all sweaty

 2. Be sure to wear a baseball hat to cover your dirty hair

 1. Go to the grocery store early on a Sunday morning, hoping you won't run into anyone you know

5 comments:

fullsoulahead.com said...

Your plan is great, but you forgot to gain ten pounds. Get on that, okay?

Me said...

Awww... love to you Mama Carrie!

Elizabeth said...

I love Michelle's comment.

Sending hugs for this big transition time -- strength, courage and lots of love.

Leslie at SugarAndSpiceADK. said...

our town only has 1,000 people, so I ALWAYS run into people I know, like it or not! LOVE this post, Carrie...and believe it or not, the tears WILL lessen!

Amber said...

Ha!

:)